Farm Talk's Top 10
The Top 10 causes of traffic jams on country roads:
by Mark Parker — 10. Two retired farmers stop their pickups in the the middle of the road to chat and then fall asleep.
9. Farm sale overflow parking leaves a path a mo-ped couldn’t navigate.
8. A one-lane bridge and two combines facing opposite directions driven by neighbors who don’t get along.
7. One neighbor is moving his steers to the south pasture while another neighbor is moving his to the north pasture.
6. The county’s annual farm and ranch tour car and truck caravan raises so much dust everything comes to a standstill.
5. The city gal who just bought a little rancho deluxe has her BMW parked sideways so she can escort a turtle safely across the road.
4. The maintainer is making his once-every-other-year appearance.
3. A Longhorn bull with somebody’s lawn chair stuck on his rack is mad and willing to take on all comers.
2. The tractor and hay rack made it up the hill but the load didn’t.
1. The neighbor’s cows prefer to graze the middle of the road because there’s more grass there.
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