Parsons, Kansas —
10. A close encounter with wheat pasture cattle.
9. Hydraulic hose does Old Faithful imitation.
8. Retrieving a cell phone that drops into the lagoon.
7. Head-butt by a newly-dehorned steer.
6. Hands-and-knees crawling to chase the nut rolling beneath the planter.
5. Figuring break-evens at the sale barn on your pants leg.
4. Drinking coffee while driving across a rough pasture.
3. Sitting on the grease gun you tossed into the pickup.
2. Using your sleeve to clean the windshield of the combine that’s been parked for four months.
1. Pointing the purple wound spray aerosol in the wrong direction
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January 24, 2012
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