Parson, Kansas —
10. Their wives get worse at doing laundry and shrink their clothes.
9. Tractor and combine manufacturers keep raising that %$@* bottom step.
8. They decide those 40-lb. feed sacks aren’t such a bad idea—you know, for other people.
7. The fine print just keeps getting finer.
6. All those famous stars on TV?—never heard of ‘em.
5. Although they themselves haven’t changed much, their friends are looking kinda old.
4. Due to inflation, anything less than a quarter isn’t worth bending over to pick up.
3. EPDs for weaning weight are apparently related to speed ‘cause those calves in the sorting pen are sure quicker.
2. There’s way more stuff to remember so sometimes they forget that they’ve already done something.
1. There’s way more stuff to remember so sometimes they forget that they’ve already done something.
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