Parson, Kansas —
10. Easy transmission access from inside the cab.
9. Customized front bumper pre-shaped to fit south end of north-bound fence-jumping bull.
8. Starting protocol, revealed upon purchase, prevents theft.
7. Comes with quality vise-grip replacement for window roller-up-and-down thingy and needle-nose pliers to change AM radio stations.
6. Comes with exclusive chicken wire bed liner that prevents items larger than one inch square from falling through.
5. Seasoned tire tread will not kick up gravel.
4. Number nine wire radio antenna handy for emergency fence-fixing.
3. Places to hook on chain are well marked.
2. Perfect for convincing lender you’re not blowing money on nonessentials.
1. Non-functional odometer extends time between oil changes.
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