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10. Your only ideas were a cookbook, new bathroom scale or camo lingerie but, thankfully, your survival instincts kicked in.
9. Who expected the monster truck rally to sell out?
8. Your seed dealer didn’t have any fuchsia, lavender or sea foam colored caps.
7. For some reason, the implement dealership doesn’t offer gift coupons.
6. It’s way too early to plant a heart-shaped corn field.
5. You figured on taking her out to eat somewhere that doesn’t have a drive-through but “Walker Texas Ranger” is on TV that night.
4. The Co-op ran out of those chocolates that look like 30 percent cubes.
3. Didn’t the preacher say something about for richer or poorer?
2. That set of five-weight calves you thought she’d just love sold on the high side.
1. Isn’t Valentine’s Day in March?
Farm Talk's Top 10
February 14, 2012
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