Parson, Kansas —
10. Do you happen to remember exactly how many steers were on the truck when we left your place?
9. This is Sally from the vet’s office. Doc wants to know if you want the hide.
8. Remember that little disclaimer about futures trading carrying the risk of financial loss?
7. Please contact one of our credit card representatives if you have not spent the past two weeks at a resort in Cozumel.
6. The combine repairs are going to be more extensive than we originally thought.
5. Do you have liability insurance for your cows?
4. Congratulations! You’ve been chosen to serve on the fair board.
3. Yeah, just thought you’d like to know I just saw your son off-roading in your new pickup.
2. An Environmental Protection Administration representative will be visiting your farm this week to confirm the presence of a protected species in your hay field.
1. Hi honey! You wouldn’t believe the sales their having at the mall.
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August 24, 2010
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